DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
- PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
- Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross